imagine in 10 years your husband whispers in your ear “let’s do all the dirty things you said you wanted to do to me in your tags”
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too...– Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic (via simply-quotes)